Mostly True Tales

According to a story released this morning from Associated Press, Barack Obama and newly elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown are related. They are in fact, according to the New England Historic Genealogical Society, 10th cousins.

Apparently, Obama’s mama and Brown’s mother both descend from a Richard Singletary of Haverhill, Massachusetts, who died in 1687.

If this is true, I’d think it must be rather embarrassing for Mr. Brown. But, maybe not. After all, we’re talking about a man that posed nude in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Hey no problem dude! You look great! More power to you. If it ever comes up, I suggest you challenge Barack to a centerfold contest.

If this news wasn’t shocking enough, wait, there’s more!

The New England Historic Genealogical Society also claims Obama is related to no less than seven other presidents. That’s right, I said 7.

This must be incredibly awkward for everyone involved. Perhaps, more so for the dead rather than the living.

The Society claims Barack Obama is related to George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman, and James Madison. Not to Mention, Brad Pitt.

I am not making this up! How could I? Here is a link to the article.

Genealogists Say Obama, Sen.-Elect Brown Related

I’m having a hard time swallowing this story. I might believe that Barack Obama is related to Idi Amin, but 7 US presidents? Give me a break, or better yet, get me a drink.

Barack Obama and George H.W. Bush are related… Gee Barack, better stop blaming your cousin.

Maybe you owe your cousin an apology for all those nasty things you said and continue to say or imply.

George Senior too? Of course!

Let’s head right up the proposed family tree and do a little fun comparison.

In these shots of Obama and George the 2nd, you can clearly see the similarities in the chin.

As compared with George W. Bush, one can clearly see the same distinguished forehead.

This relationship is most likely due to both families coming from a familiarity with cattle. This shape forehead typically represents centuries of cattle tipping. This condition can also arise from years of playing “Matador” without actually owning a bull.

One can clearly distinguish the simularities in the nose. Obvisouly developed ofter centuries of smelling cash and brown nosing.

Now let’s take a look at Obama and Jimmy Carter. The resemblance is uncanny!

Now this I can believe!

The eyes, the elbows, the mouth, the breasts!

They are identical!

This must be true! How can it not be? AP say’s it is true, so it must be true.

Jimmy and Barack, who’d of thought.

Free Peanuts for everyone!

Let them eat peanuts!

We now enter the Twilight Zone.

Lyndon B. Johnson and Barack Obama.

Let’s see here….

Yes, clearly these two men are related.

Even this young boy can  see that’s true.

He can tell by the feel of Obama’s hair.

“It feel’s greasy”.

Everyone knows Johnson’s hair was greasy. This fact cannot be ignored, they must be related.

Now we come to Obama and Truman.

This is a controversy.

The hair in both these pictures shows a clear relationship. It also shows clearly that Jack Benny is of no relation to either. I’m pretty sure he was Jewish.

Although a Democrat, it is well documented that Truman had a hefty set of testicles and was quite well hung.

Word on the street’s of Chicago is that Obama is also quite well endowed, however his testies are completely internal.

This discrepancy cannot be ignored.

Finally, we arrive at the most offensive descrepancy in the report.

Barack Obama and James Madison.

This must be a joke, and if true, can only be explained by an apparent trait in Obama’s family to mate with everything in sight.

This explains a lot when it comes to campaign finance.

I wonder what a whore cost back in Madison’s day.

I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing any of this. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong, but I just don’t believe it.

Maybe it’s true. Maybe any black drunk from Africa can come over here, fuck a white woman, and produce a US President. A President that is also related to 7 other US Presidents.

Excuse me while I vomit.

This story is unbelievable. I’m sorry, I don’t buy any of it.

Finally, we have Brad Pitt. If you believe the New England Historic Genealogical Society, Barack and Brad are soul brothers. I’m sure Angie is very proud.

The resemblence is clear.

You got to be kidding. The spin is amazing. You, Barack, are amazing.

You can provide genealogy to 7 presidents, but not a birth certificate that is unquestioned by the people?

Does my story sound offensive and ridiculous? So does yours.

This is a speech Samuel Langdon gave before the Massachusetts legislature in 1788. When you consider the type of legislatures described here, in comparison to the types of legislatures we actually have now, it shows just how far off course we are today. It’s something to think about the next time you vote.

“On the people, therefore, of these United States, it depends whether wise men, or fools, good or bad men, shall govern…. Therefore, I will now lift up my voice and cry aloud to the people….

From year to year be careful in the choice of your representatives and the higher powers of government.

Fix your eyes upon men of good understanding and known honesty; men of knowledge, improved by experience; men who fear God and hate covetousness; who love truth and righteousness, and sincerely wish for the public welfare….

Let not men openly irreligious and immoral become your legislators…. If the legislative body are corrupt, you will soon have bad men for counselors, corrupt judges, unqualified justices, and officers in every department who will dishonor their stations….

Never give countenance to turbulent men, who wish to distinguish themselves and rise to power by forming combinations and exciting insurrections against government…

I call upon you also to support schools in you towns…. It is a debt you owe to your children.”

A Russian scholar is predicting that the current financial crisis in the U.S. will lead to the breakup of the country.

Igor Panarin, a professor at the diplomatic academy of Russia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, told the newspaper Izvestia on Monday that America will break apart into six regions following the crisis.

“Dissatisfaction is growing, and it is only being held back at the moment by the elections, and the hope that Obama can work miracles, but when spring comes, it will be clear that there are no miracles.”

Panarin predicts the U.S. will split into: the Pacific, the South, Texas, the Atlantic coast, the central states and the northern states, and hinted that Alaska could be Russia’s for the taking. 

Actually, the thought of California succeeding from the Union has never bothered me, it’s like a foreign country anyway. I think Sarah Palin would have other thoughts regarding Alaska and I’ll bet she’s got the weapons to back it up.

America is quite divided today and when the system breaks down, almost anything can happen. However, I view this story as typical, old Soviet Union style, hateful, envious, wishful thinking. Still, it is up to the American people to make sure  something like this never happens. Complacency to the breakdown of traditional American moral values is not the answer.

Clearly, the Russians are delighted by the current chaos in America, and to celebrate, they are off to play Battleship with Hugo Chavez, but that’s another story.

Today, Americans honor our Veterans. I hope everyone reading this will reflect on the sacrifices our Veterans have made for all of us.

It’s easy to take for granted the things that have never been taken from you, things like freedom.

Have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a country like China? How about Russia, or Iraq, or Iran? Maybe North Korea?

Citizens of these countries lead very different lives than the average American.

We as American citizens owe our many freedoms to the countless brave veterans of our country’s history. Free speech, freedom of religion, freedom of choice, an entire Bill of Rights, try to imagine your life without them.

It’s hard, because we have never had to live without them, but don’t be overcome by complacency, that is where the danger lies. These freedoms have, and will continue, to come at great cost.

Look around you today and think about how good you have it. Find a Veteran, thank a Veteran.

You are free. What will you do with your freedom?

I don’t know about you, but I was a little cautious today. A little anxious. I woke up this morning in the Ozarks, and I doubt Al-Qaeda is planning to hit the Ozarks, but I was returning to St. Louis first thing. I was worried about St. Louis, I was worried about all of America.

This evening as I write this, it looks like America will escape attack today, on the sixth anniversary of the greatest attack ever on American soil. You might say we lucked out, but the reality is, an attack today would be, too predictable, they want to surprise us.

This morning, as I drove into St. Louis, I listened to the Laura Ingraham show. Her new book, Power to the People, was being released this morning to coincide with the anniversary of 9-11.

I’m disappointed in myself for not stopping on my way home to pickup a copy. I’m sure I enjoy it thoroughly.

One of the many topics on Laura’s agenda this morning, was how schools in America are handling 9-11 from a historical point of view. According to her research, most schools in America were down playing 9-11, placing it in “context,” or not even acknowledging the events that occurred six years ago today.

This afternoon, when the kids got home, I asked Sarah, (Grade 5), and Bonnie (Grade 10), about their day. Sadly, neither one had social studies today.

Sarah told me, nothing was said about 9-11 by any of the school staff, but the kids were talking about it.

Perhaps at these young ages that is best, but I’m surprised there wasn’t a kid that noticed the flags at half-mast and asked why. No explanation or acknowledgment was given. Little Sarah is a 5th grader now, in the final stretch of elementary school. I’m sure she doesn’t fully understand what happened that day, and I’m not sure I want her to, yet. Bonnie is a different story. She is a young women now, and I want her to realize ALL of the dangers she faces in our world, and the future.

Bonnie told me her school had a short video, with the morning announcements, honoring the people that died September 11th, 2001, then, a moment of silence. Better than nothing, I suppose. She went on to mention, last year, her school provided planner that had the event marked. In this years planner, it was not.

I am greatly concerned for America and the glossing over of 9-11. We are becoming complacent, and that is what the enemy wants. Complacency. We are weary. But, a weary opponent is a weak opponent.

We must not become complacent or weary, and we must never surrender. If we do, we will be destroyed from within.

Unfortunately, due mostly, to the lies and treasonous actions, of the self-serving, elite left, our country is being brainwashed and lied to. We are being beaten from within by those that are acting for self-serving political reasons, or just think, it will all just go away.

WHERE ARE THE PATRIOTS!

I am afraid things are going to get worse, before they get better. I am almost certain America will suffer another attack even if we do decided to stop arguing amongst ourselves, and concentrate on the safety and future of our children, citizens, and country.

I sincerely hope you thought about September 11th, 2001 today.

I hope you talked about it with your friends, your neighbors, your spouse, and your children.

I hope you remembered where you were, and what you were doing.

I did.