Mostly True Tales

Ok, I apologize for two of these in row, but this is great, I can’t pass it up. Both of these clips come from mediaite.com. It’s a very, very interesting site that’s worth checking out.

These clips are both amazing and sad. I’ll let you decide the reasons.

Glenn Beck must be, at this point, an “enemy of the state.”

This first clip is Glenn presenting a Birthday cake to the stimulus package.

Here is the second clip, where Glenn goes barking mad. Forget about Glenn. The man is desperate and, not mad, but angry. As we all should be!

I can’t believe Obama had the audacity to even make a speech to the this effect, praising his administration and Joe Biden on their expertly handled distribution of the funds. This man is all about spin. And that spin costs money. Your money. He is a liar. It’s that simple.

That said. Lets turn to some humor. Or at least my attempt.

Note the cockroach sized scab in the center of Joe’s forehead. While watching this, I literally thought that was some sort of large bug on his forehead! At one point in the video, Barack waves his arm, and I thought he was going to brush it off! Actually the way Obama looked at Joe, I think he did too!

I presume this mark is from the accident Joe Biden’s motorcade encountered in Vancouver. How many accidents is that for you Joe? And what does is cost to transport you to the Olympics? Not to mention those Georgetown basketball games you and Barack like to attend? Watch Joe bob his head. But I digress.

Where did I put that $75 Billion?

According to a story released this morning from Associated Press, Barack Obama and newly elected Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown are related. They are in fact, according to the New England Historic Genealogical Society, 10th cousins.

Apparently, Obama’s mama and Brown’s mother both descend from a Richard Singletary of Haverhill, Massachusetts, who died in 1687.

If this is true, I’d think it must be rather embarrassing for Mr. Brown. But, maybe not. After all, we’re talking about a man that posed nude in Cosmopolitan magazine.

Hey no problem dude! You look great! More power to you. If it ever comes up, I suggest you challenge Barack to a centerfold contest.

If this news wasn’t shocking enough, wait, there’s more!

The New England Historic Genealogical Society also claims Obama is related to no less than seven other presidents. That’s right, I said 7.

This must be incredibly awkward for everyone involved. Perhaps, more so for the dead rather than the living.

The Society claims Barack Obama is related to George H.W. Bush, George W. Bush, Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman, and James Madison. Not to Mention, Brad Pitt.

I am not making this up! How could I? Here is a link to the article.

Genealogists Say Obama, Sen.-Elect Brown Related

I’m having a hard time swallowing this story. I might believe that Barack Obama is related to Idi Amin, but 7 US presidents? Give me a break, or better yet, get me a drink.

Barack Obama and George H.W. Bush are related… Gee Barack, better stop blaming your cousin.

Maybe you owe your cousin an apology for all those nasty things you said and continue to say or imply.

George Senior too? Of course!

Let’s head right up the proposed family tree and do a little fun comparison.

In these shots of Obama and George the 2nd, you can clearly see the similarities in the chin.

As compared with George W. Bush, one can clearly see the same distinguished forehead.

This relationship is most likely due to both families coming from a familiarity with cattle. This shape forehead typically represents centuries of cattle tipping. This condition can also arise from years of playing “Matador” without actually owning a bull.

One can clearly distinguish the simularities in the nose. Obvisouly developed ofter centuries of smelling cash and brown nosing.

Now let’s take a look at Obama and Jimmy Carter. The resemblance is uncanny!

Now this I can believe!

The eyes, the elbows, the mouth, the breasts!

They are identical!

This must be true! How can it not be? AP say’s it is true, so it must be true.

Jimmy and Barack, who’d of thought.

Free Peanuts for everyone!

Let them eat peanuts!

We now enter the Twilight Zone.

Lyndon B. Johnson and Barack Obama.

Let’s see here….

Yes, clearly these two men are related.

Even this young boy can  see that’s true.

He can tell by the feel of Obama’s hair.

“It feel’s greasy”.

Everyone knows Johnson’s hair was greasy. This fact cannot be ignored, they must be related.

Now we come to Obama and Truman.

This is a controversy.

The hair in both these pictures shows a clear relationship. It also shows clearly that Jack Benny is of no relation to either. I’m pretty sure he was Jewish.

Although a Democrat, it is well documented that Truman had a hefty set of testicles and was quite well hung.

Word on the street’s of Chicago is that Obama is also quite well endowed, however his testies are completely internal.

This discrepancy cannot be ignored.

Finally, we arrive at the most offensive descrepancy in the report.

Barack Obama and James Madison.

This must be a joke, and if true, can only be explained by an apparent trait in Obama’s family to mate with everything in sight.

This explains a lot when it comes to campaign finance.

I wonder what a whore cost back in Madison’s day.

I’m sorry, but I have a hard time believing any of this. If I’m wrong, I’m wrong, but I just don’t believe it.

Maybe it’s true. Maybe any black drunk from Africa can come over here, fuck a white woman, and produce a US President. A President that is also related to 7 other US Presidents.

Excuse me while I vomit.

This story is unbelievable. I’m sorry, I don’t buy any of it.

Finally, we have Brad Pitt. If you believe the New England Historic Genealogical Society, Barack and Brad are soul brothers. I’m sure Angie is very proud.

The resemblence is clear.

You got to be kidding. The spin is amazing. You, Barack, are amazing.

You can provide genealogy to 7 presidents, but not a birth certificate that is unquestioned by the people?

Does my story sound offensive and ridiculous? So does yours.

If I was a Democrat, I’d want my money back. Of course many are getting their money back via the so called stimulus plan, courtesy of  your pocket.

Armed with a cabinet of criminals and tax cheats, Obama is taking the Presidency to a new, unprecedented low. I find it amusing, although not surprising, that he can hardly find an honest man among his Democratic peers. It’s not surprising, because Obama’s political roots are from the Gomorrah of politics, the great state of Illinois.

I absolutely love Mayor Daley’s comment regarding Chicago’s portion of the stimulus package. I believe he said he wanted the details of the stimulus to remain secret, because he didn’t want the press poking around in it, and asking a lot of questions. I got to hand it to Mayor Daley, at least he’s openly dishonest.

So here we are, less than 70 days into the Obama legacy. How many Executive Orders has Obama issued? I’ve lost count, but I’m pretty sure the number is over 15. Never before in US history has a President assumed so much unchecked power. For comparison, Jimmy Carter issued 2, Ronald Reagan, 0.

Equally as disturbing is the number of Czars Obama is appointing. These Czars have no oversight by Congress or the Senate. They answer only to Obama. Does this sound like Democracy? Does this sound like a President? Or an Emperor? Perhaps more like a Chairman. Chairman Obama.

I have decided the whole thing is an education problem. Clearly Obama, as well as, most of the politicians in America have a very poor knowledge of history. This administration is repeating mistakes made in history by a great variety of people, people like Stalin and Hitler. Mistakes that were questions in the past that have been answered by history. Obama ignores the answers to these questions that history provides us. Instead, he pushes our country toward a proven path of disaster.

The problem goes beyond our politicians, it begins in our schools who apparently teach very little US or World history. What they do teach has been censored and tailored for political purpose. Parents don’t realize, there are certain history books politicians don’t want your children to read. One such book is, The Making of America, The Substance and Meaning of the Constitution, by W. Cleon Skousen. Although I’m not finished with it yet (it’s about 900 pages) I think it is the finest book on US History I’ve ever read.

I was told this book was Ronald Reagan’s favorite history book and that he wanted it to be required reading in our schools, but of course that never happened. However, I think if the American youth had been reading this book there would not be a President Obama, or for that matter a Nancy Pelosi, or a Harry Reed (Dr. Smith), and countless others.

Of course it’s not all ignorance, a good portion of the problem is greed. America has promoted these people to a Royal level. It’s an addiction. Show me a politician that has ever run a hotdog stand successfully, yet they are all rich. How does that happen? Via a life of “Public Service.” These people are leeches sucking the People of America dry. They don’t care about the outcome, they’re rich! And you are, or will be, poor. An indentured slave, working to pay for entitlements you hope to receive.

Here is Valerie Jarrett, Co-Chair of the Obama-Biden Transition Team, commenting about the Obama transition on Meet the Press. The sync on the sound isn’t right so don’t look at her lips.

 

Since when do Presidents “Rule?”

Do we, as American Citizens refer to our President as a “Ruler?”

Perhaps it’s just a sign of the times.

 

As America spirals into depression with the most left,  socialist, government in history about to take command, one industry is booming, the gun industry.

It seems many Americans are worried about their right to purchase and own firearms under the upcoming administration. As spending is down and American retailers are reporting the slowest sales in years, Americas gun dealers are having a hay-day, reporting record sales from coast to coast.

According the the FBI, in October 2008 there were more than 108,000 more background checks for gun purchases than in October 2007.

I’ve always felt firearm sales should be some sort of indicator, like consumer confidence, or the jobless rate.  A huge spike in sales, should certainly tell us something.

Are Americans less secure with the safety of their environment? Do they feel they will loose their right to purchase a firearm under the future administration? It would seem so.

On the campaign trail, Barack Obama spoke to Ohio voters and said, “I will not take your shotgun away, I will not take your rifle away. I won’t take your handgun away.” 

As a Senator, Obama voted to leave gun-makers and dealers open to lawsuits, and as an Illinois state legislator, he supported a ban on semiautomatic weapons and tighter restrictions on all firearms.

Personally, I think Barack Obama has bigger things to worry about right now, like a huge economic crisis and two wars, but he is clearly in a hurry to change many things about America, and the right to own a firearm could certainly be on the list.